Army of Dorkness Events at Gen Con Indy

by Lori Ann Curley

For Gen Con Indy 2005, I will run events under the Army of Dorkness banner. Although each event will stand alone in its fun, the more events in which one participates, the better one's chances of winning the big prize, to be announced at Gen Con (in other words, even I don't know what it is yet, but it will be nice).

Event 1:
Event Title: Army of Dorkness: Dork Tower Board Game
Event Description: Army of Dorkness Events: For the fans of John Kovalic and everyone else. Participate in events, earn points, and win prizes! Ultimate prize given on Sunday. Dork Tower Board Game: Collect scrolls and magic items and prepare yourself to do battle atop the central 3-D cardboard tower with the evil wizard Z'Mindrik. But watch out; Z'Mindrik is guarded by dangerous, powerful monsters and the other players are dogging you every step of the way.
Event Type: Board Game
Number of Players per Session Minimum: 3; Maximum: 12
Number of Tables per Session: 2
Game Materials Provided? Yes
Game System: Dork Tower Board Game
Rules Version: N/A
Rules Complexity Average
Age Requirement 13+
Experience Requirement: Newcomers (rules will be taught)
Event Format Single Round
#Hours/Session 4
#Session Run N/A
Preferred Time Slots: Thursday: 0900-1300

If I'm reading the Gen Con online catalog correctly, this event may be sold out. If you cannot register for this or any event at Gen Con, show up anyway with generic tickets equivalent to the cost of the event, and you may still be able to participate if those with event tickets do not show up.

Event 2:
Event Title: Army of Dorkness: Chez What?
Event Description: Army of Dorkness: Participate in events, earn points, and win prizes! Ultimate prize given on Sunday. Chez What: Beer. Nookie. Roommates. Just another Friday night at Chez Fill in the Blank. Spend money and time to accumulate Slack points. What other game gives you points for sleeping? Just look out for the car alarm. Drink, party, and sleep late as you pursue Slack points to win the game. Most or all Chez games will be available.
Event Type Card Game
Number of Players per Session Minimum: 3; Maximum 12
Number of Tables per Session: 2
Game Materials Provided? Yes
Game System: Chez Geek
Rules Version: N/A
Rules Complexity Easy
Age Requirement 13+
Experience Requirement: Newcomers (rules will be taught)
Event Format Single Round
#Hours/Session: 4
#Session Run: 1
Preferred Time Slots: Friday 0800-1200

Event 3:
Event Title: Army of Dorkness: Apples to Apples
Event Description: Army of Dorkness: Participate in events, earn points, and win prizes! Ultimate prize given on Sunday. Apples to Apples: Select the card from your hand that you think is best described by a card played by the judge. If the judge picks your card, you win that round. And everyone gets a chance to be the judge!
Event Type Card Game
Number of Players per Session Minimum: 3; Maximum 12
Number of Tables per Session: 2
Game Materials Provided? Yes
Game System: Apples to Apples
Rules Version: N/A
Rules Complexity Easy
Age Requirement 13+
Experience Requirement: Newcomers (rules will be taught)
Event Format Single Round
#Hours/Session: 4
#Session Run: 1
Preferred Time Slots: Friday 1300-1700

Event 4:
Event Title: Army of Dorkness: Igor Bar Contest
Event Description: Army of Dorkness: Participate in events, earn points, and win prizes! Ultimate prize given on Sunday. Igor Bar Contest: Are your Igor Bars the best at Gen Con? Try the recipe at http://www.geocities.com/delazan/IgorBars.html. Competitors must have a ticket. Not a cook? Come to eat and judge! Judges need no ticket.
Event Type: Other
Number of Players per Session Minimum: 1; Maximum 20
Number of Tables per Session: 2
Game Materials Provided? No
Game System: Other
Rules Version: N/A
Rules Complexity Easy
Age Requirement: none
Experience Requirement: none
Event Format Single Round
#Hours/Session: 1
#Session Run: 1
Preferred Time Slots: Saturday 1000-1100

Event 5:
Event Title: Army of Dorkness: Blink Tournament
Event Description: Army of Dorkness: Participate in events, earn points, and win prizes! Ultimate prize given on Sunday. Blink: lightning fast game where two players race to be the first to play all of their cards. Using sharp eyes and fast hands, players quickly try to match the shape, count, or color on the cards. The first player out of cards wins the hand. Winner of most hands wins tournament.
Event Type Card Game
Number of Players per Session Minimum: 3; Maximum 20
Number of Tables per Session: 2
Game Materials Provided? Yes
Game System: Blink
Rules Version: N/A
Rules Complexity Easy
Age Requirement 6+
Experience Requirement: Newcomers (rules will be taught)
Event Format Single Round
#Hours/Session: 2
#Session Run: 1
Preferred Time Slots: Saturday: 1300-1500

Event 6:
Event Title: Army of Dorkness: Finale
Event Description: Army of Dorkness Events: For the fans of John Kovalic and everyone else. Participate in events, earn points, and win prizes! Ultimate prize given at this session. Participants will choose from the previously played games: Dork Tower Board Game, Chez What, Apples to Apples, and Blink. Those who have the most cumulative points from previous Army of Dorkness events will be given priority to play.
Event Type Board Game
Number of Players per Session Minimum: 3; Maximum: 20
Number of Tables per Session: 3
Game Materials Provided? Yes
Game System: Various
Rules Version: N/A
Rules Complexity Average
Age Requirement 13+
Experience Requirement: Newcomers (rules will be taught)
Event Format Single Round
#Hours/Session 4
#Session Run N/A
Preferred Time Slots: Sunday 0900-1300

Come and enjoy. I look forward to seeing you in August!





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